Joke Topic - 'Red'

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.

What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!