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Joke Topic - 'Recovered'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Recovered'.


Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?


My wife's other car is a broomstick

Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.


Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!


What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.


'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'


Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.

King Kong

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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