Joke Topic - 'Recovered'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Recovered'.

Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

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Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.

If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.

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