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Joke Topic - 'Recovered'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Recovered'.

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Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.


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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick
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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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Gorillas

'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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King Kong

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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