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Joke Topic - 'Recovered'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Recovered'.

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Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.


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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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Scotsmen

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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