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Joke Topic - 'Recovered'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Recovered'.

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Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.


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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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Intelligent

Shock me, say something intelligent.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Set

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.

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