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Joke Topic - 'Recovered'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Recovered'.


Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.


The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.

Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.


Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.


What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.


My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.


What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.


Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.


Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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