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Joke Topic - 'Recipes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Recipes'.

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What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.


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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
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Cows

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
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Talk

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Vampires

Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!

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