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Joke Topic - 'Recipes'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Recipes'.


What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.

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Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.


Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.


Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.


How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?


Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.


It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.


Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.


What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.


What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.

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