Joke Topic - 'Reception'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Reception'.

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

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Snowman

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.

What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!

Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.

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