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Joke Topic - 'Reception'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Reception'.


Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

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Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.


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Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.


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What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.


Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.


To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."

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