Criminals
What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
Santa Claus
If you fear Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
Ducks
The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
Men
What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
Elections
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
Dogs
Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
Cars
You totaled your car and can't remember why. It could have been the case of Bud Dry.
Ghosts
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
Joking
He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.