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Joke Topic - 'Reality' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Reality'.

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

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Criminals

What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.

Santa Claus

If you fear Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

Ducks

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

Men

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.

Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.

Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.

Cars

You totaled your car and can't remember why. It could have been the case of Bud Dry.

Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.
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