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Joke Topic - 'Reality'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Reality'.

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Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
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My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.


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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Drums

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.
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Pigs

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Shoes

If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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Cow

Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.

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