Joke Topic - 'Reality'

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.

Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.

What has four legs, a back, and two arms but no body?
A chair.

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.