Joke Topic - 'Reality' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Reality'.

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

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Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

He's so stupid he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
'That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.

What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.