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Joke Topic - 'Reality'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Reality'.


Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

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The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.


The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.

Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.


How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.


I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.


If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.


Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.


Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.

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