Joke Topic - 'Reality' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Reality'.

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

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What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.

If you fear Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.

You totaled your car and can't remember why. It could have been the case of Bud Dry.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.