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Joke Topic - 'Reality'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Reality'.

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Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
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My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.


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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
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Errors

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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Gifts

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.

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