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Joke Topic - 'Reality'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Reality'.

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Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
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My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.


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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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Jeans

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
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Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
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Snooker

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.

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