Joke Topic - 'Reality'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Reality'.

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.

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