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Joke Topic - 'Reality'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Reality'.


Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

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Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.


'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'


Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.


Halitosis is better than no breath at all


Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.


Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).


I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.


What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?


What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.

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