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Joke Topic - 'Ransom'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ransom'.


Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

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There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.


Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.


How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.


What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.


How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.


What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.


Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.


What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

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