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Joke Topic - 'Ransom'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ransom'.

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Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.


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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Golf

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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Angry

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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Mushrooms

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?

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