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Joke Topic - 'Ransom'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ransom'.


Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.


What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.


And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.


How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.


What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.


Boyfriend: You look good enough to eat.
Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?


I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.


Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.


How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.

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