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Joke Topic - 'Ransom'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ransom'.

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Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.


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Rabbits

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Pencil

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Tooth

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
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Cats

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
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Gifts

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

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