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Joke Topic - 'Ransom'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ransom'.

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Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.


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Woodworm

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.
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Travels

What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.
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Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
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Boyfriend

Boyfriend: You look good enough to eat.
Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?
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Blood

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
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Bigamy

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.

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