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Joke Topic - 'Railway'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Railway'.

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How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel


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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Mummies

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
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Microscope

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.

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