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Joke Topic - 'Railway'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Railway'.

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How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel


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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Police

Police move in book case
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Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Legs

What has four legs, a back, and two arms but no body?
A chair.
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Vampires

Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
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Cannibals

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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Cows

If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".

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