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Joke Topic - 'Railway'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Railway'.

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How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel


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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Fairies

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
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Brains

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Eggs

What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
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Bear

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.

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