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Joke Topic - 'Railway'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Railway'.

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How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel


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In Charge

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
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Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is for kids
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'

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