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Joke Topic - 'Railway'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Railway'.


How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel

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In Charge

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.


Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.


Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.

Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is for kids


Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'

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