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Joke Topic - 'Railway'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Railway'.

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How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel


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A Shave

What does Luke Skywalker use when he wants a shave?
A laser blade.
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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
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Art

Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
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School

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
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Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
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Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!

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