Joke Topic - 'Rage'

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.

My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.