Joke Topic - 'Rage'

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.

What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.