Joke Topic - 'Rage'

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.