How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
Executive
A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
Elephants
Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
Santa
How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
Father Christmas
Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
Christmas
What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
Strawberry
Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
Bankrupt
Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
Humpty Dumpty
Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.