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Joke Topic - 'Race'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Race'.


Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.

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Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!


Is it time for your medication or mine?


When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.


How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.


Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.


Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.


Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

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