Joke Topic - 'Race' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Race'.

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.

How do you start the teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

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Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'

Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.

School children march over new teachers

Where do ghosts go to get an education?
High sghoul.

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I review your notes.