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Joke Topic - 'Race'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Race'.

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Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.


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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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Horses

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
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Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Christmas

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
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Rabbits

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

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