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Joke Topic - 'Race'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Race'.


Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.


Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.


What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.


My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.


What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!


What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.


What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.


Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.


What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

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