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Joke Topic - 'Race'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Race'.
Did you hear about the man who lost the race
because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
Ready! Teddy! Go!
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
One, two, flea, go.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chicken
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
A cuckoo cluck.
Thunder
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
Golf
Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
Whales
Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
Not Old
You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.
Centipedes
Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
It took him too long to put his boots on.
Leave
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Parrots
What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
The parrots of Penzance.
Bees
What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
A sting operation.
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