How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
Breath
Halitosis is better than no breath at all
Christmas
What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
Christmas
You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
Vampires
Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
Cellphones
What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
Engineers
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
Lose Weight
Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.