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Joke Topic - 'Race' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Race'.

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
How do you start the teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Cats

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.

Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

Cars

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.

Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.

Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'

Dogs

Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.

Teachers

School children march over new teachers

Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an education?
High sghoul.

Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I review your notes.
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