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Joke Topic - 'Race'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Race'.

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Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.


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Cats

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
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Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all
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Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
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Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Cellphones

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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