Joke Topic - 'Race'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Race'.

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.

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Cats

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.

Halitosis is better than no breath at all

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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