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Joke Topic - 'Race'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Race'.

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Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
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Elephants

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
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Santa

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
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Bankrupt

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.

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