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Joke Topic - 'Rabbits'


Here are 18 jokes on the topic - 'Rabbits'.

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An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to eschew jumping but rather to embrace running around like its step-siblings. As the rabbit grew up, however, it soon faced an identity crisis. It went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. It said how it felt different from its step-siblings, was unsure of its place in the universe, and was generally forlorn. Their response was,
"Don't scurry, be hoppy."
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
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Once upon a time there was a snake and a rabbit that bumped into each other in the woods. Both were blind. The snake started feeling the rabbit's fur and said, 'You are nice and soft, so you must be a rabbit.' Then the rabbit started feeling the snake and said, 'And you are cold and slithery. You must be a lawyer.'
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There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
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What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.

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