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Joke Topic - 'Rabbits' - 2

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Rabbits'.


What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

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