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Joke Topic - 'Rabbit'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rabbit'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
A millionhare.
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The Police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Parties
What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
A cellar-bration.
Santa Claus
Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
Fish
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
A starfish.
Pigs
How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
With a pig pen.
Light Bulbs
How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
Two, the old one and the new one.
Elected
A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
Hypochondria
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
Great Britain
Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper
Jack the Zipper
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