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Joke Topic - 'Rabbit'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rabbit'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.

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Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.


He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.


How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.


He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.


Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.


Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."


Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.

Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.


Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.

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