Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Blondes
Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Magician
He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
Quasimodo
How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
Brightest
He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Baseball
Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Dentists
Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
Scotsman
Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
Light Bulbs
How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
Robbers
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.