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Joke Topic - 'Rabbit'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rabbit'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.

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The Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!


What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.

Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!


What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.


How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.

Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.


A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'


Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got

Great Britain

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

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