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Joke Topic - 'Rabbit'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rabbit'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.


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The Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Pigs

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
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Great Britain

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

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