Joke Topic - 'Rabbit'

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.