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Joke Topic - 'Rabbit'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rabbit'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
A millionhare.
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A: They are both empty from the neck up.
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He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
Quasimodo
How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
He had a hunch.
Brightest
He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Baseball
Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Dentists
Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
Scotsman
Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
He sold her three of them.
Light Bulbs
How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
Robbers
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
So he could make a clean getaway.
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