Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - R / Joke Topic - Rabbit - 1

Joke Topic - 'Rabbit'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rabbit'.

$text4

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
$text4

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Colors

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
$text4

The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
$text4

Magic

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
$text4

Robbery

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
$text4

Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
$text4

Road

What's that up the road? A head?
$text4

Dogs

What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.
$text4

Word

What's another word for Thesaurus?
$text4

Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!

This is page 1 of 1