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Joke Topic - 'Rabbit'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rabbit'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.

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Father Christmas

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!


I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!


Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.


Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence


My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'


What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.


What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby


What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.


How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

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