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Joke Topic - 'Rabbit'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rabbit'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.


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Blondes

Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
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Magician

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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Quasimodo

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.

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