Joke Topic - 'Rabbit'

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.