Joke Topic - 'Rabbit'

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

What's that up the road? A head?

What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!