Joke Topic - 'Rabbit'

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.