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Joke Topic - 'Quiet'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Quiet'.

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It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.


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Pigeons

Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
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Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Scarf

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
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Cats

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.

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