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Joke Topic - 'Quiet'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Quiet'.

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It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.


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Crepes

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Boring

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
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Witches

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
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Drink

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.

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