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Joke Topic - 'Quiet'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Quiet'.

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It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.


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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
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Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
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Detective

What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.
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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Bees

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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Arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
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Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
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False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.

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