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Joke Topic - 'Quiet'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Quiet'.


It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.


What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.


I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.


What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.


What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.

Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.


Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.


Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.


Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.

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