Joke Topic - 'Quiet'

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.