Joke Topic - 'Quiet'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.