Here are some randomly selected joke topics
The Truth
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
Ship
What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
Detective
What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.
Cannibals
What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
Bees
Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.
Elephants
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Arrogant
I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
Online Banking
Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
False Teeth
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.