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Joke Topic - 'Quarterbacks'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Quarterbacks'.


Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

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Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.


"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"


What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.


How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova who?
Nova look back.


How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.


Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.

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