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Joke Topic - 'Quarterbacks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Quarterbacks'.

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Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.


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Dogs

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
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Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
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Cliffhanger

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff.
Cliff who?
Cliffhanger.
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Lawyers

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.
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Football

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Think

I used to think.
What made you stop?

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