Joke Topic - 'Quarterbacks'

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.

Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.