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Joke Topic - 'Putting' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Putting'.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.

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