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Joke Topic - 'Putt'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Putt'.

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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.


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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Musician

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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Fish

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
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A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Cafeteria

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.

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