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Joke Topic - 'Putt'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Putt'.

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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.


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Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
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Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
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Bugs

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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Eggs

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
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USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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Elephants

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
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Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.

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