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Joke Topic - 'Putt'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Putt'.

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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.


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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
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Zebra

What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.
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Marriage

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
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Fathers

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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Bird

What do you give to an injured bird?
Tweetment.
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Parrots

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Doctors

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.

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