Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Blondes
Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
Carols
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
Bees
What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
Vampires
What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Men
Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
Crazy Paving
I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
Lawyers
The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.