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Joke Topic - 'Puppy'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Puppy'.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
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Is dogma a puppy mommy?


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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Bees

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
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Vampires

What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
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Lawyers

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.

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