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Joke Topic - 'Puppy'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Puppy'.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
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Is dogma a puppy mommy?


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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
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Graveyards

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
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Fool

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Hills

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.

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