Joke Topic - 'Puppy'

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not

What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!