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Joke Topic - 'Puppy'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Puppy'.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
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Is dogma a puppy mommy?


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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
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Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.

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