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Joke Topic - 'Puppy'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Puppy'.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
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Is dogma a puppy mommy?


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?
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Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
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Letters

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.

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