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Joke Topic - 'Puppy'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Puppy'.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
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Is dogma a puppy mommy?


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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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Houses

A man's house is his hassle.
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
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Clouds

What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.
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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
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Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Birds

Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Beer

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.

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