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Joke Topic - 'Puppy'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Puppy'.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
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Is dogma a puppy mommy?


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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
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A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

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