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Joke Topic - 'Pupils' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pupils'.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
She couldn't control her pupils!
Teacher to pupils: One Of the most important documents in English history was the Magna Carta. Now, does anyone know where it was signed?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?
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Tweetment.
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Button mushrooms.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.