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Joke Topic - 'Punk Rockers'


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How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.


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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Friend

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
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Aspirins

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
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Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
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Litterbugs

Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick

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