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Joke Topic - 'Punk Rockers'


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How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.


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What type of television did the ghost buy?
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
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"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
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What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

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