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Joke Topic - 'Punk Rockers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Punk Rockers'.
How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
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