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Joke Topic - 'Punish'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Punish'.


Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!

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