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Joke Topic - 'Punish'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Punish'.

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Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!


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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Set

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
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Whales

Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Ticks

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
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Husbands

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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Christmas

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

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