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Joke Topic - 'Punish'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Punish'.

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Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!


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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Elephants

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
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Break

What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
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Christmas

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Dentists

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
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Ducks

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.

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