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Joke Topic - 'Pubs' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pubs'.

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'

When a man enters a pub, he notices Vincent Van Gogh is seated at the bar. I really like your paintings, the man says. Would you like a drink?
Vincent replies, 'No thanks, I've got one ear.'

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Rabbits

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!

Cows

Patient: This morning, I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.

Witches

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.

Cinderella

Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.

Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.

Christmas

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

Lawyers

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.

Singing

What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
'Yule never walk alone.'

Blondes

What do people in a college or university call a blonde?
A visitor.