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Joke Topic - 'Pubs' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pubs'.
What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
1>'Ale, Caesar?'
When a man enters a pub, he notices Vincent Van Gogh is seated at the bar. I really like your paintings, the man says. Would you like a drink?
Vincent replies, 'No thanks, I've got one ear.'
2>Vincent replies, 'No thanks, I've got one ear.'
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Vacations
His mind is on vacation, but his mouth is working overtime.
2>Elephants
What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
2>Great big holes in your garden.
Wives
I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
2>Dandruff
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
2>You always get into people's hair.
Cows
Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the 'udder' side !!!!!
2>To get to the 'udder' side !!!!!
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
2>Winnie the Poodle.
Lawyers
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
2>A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Dentists
Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
2>She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
Snakes
What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
2>A boa constructor.