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Joke Topic - 'Pub'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pub'.

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A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh standing at the bar. The man says 'I love your paintings, can I buy you a drink?'
Vincent replies, 'No thanks I've got one ear.'
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What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'


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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Lawyers

Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty
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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
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Business

Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.

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