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Joke Topic - 'Psychics' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Psychics'.
A frog called the Psychic Hotline and was told, 'You are going to meet a gorgeous young woman who will want to know everything about you.'
The frog said, 'That's great! Will I meet her at a party?'
'No,' said the psychic. 'Next term--in her biology class.'
The frog said, 'That's great! Will I meet her at a party?'
'No,' said the psychic. 'Next term--in her biology class.'
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Ghosts
Why do ghosts like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
French
Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
They were known as the three mustardears.
Insects
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
Songs
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Dating
Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
They couldn't make hens meet.
Skeletons
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Spareribs.
Santa Claus
Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
Santa Jaws.
Toes
They call him toenails because he is always at the foot of the class.
Cows
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now; it's way pasture bedtime.
You should be asleep by now; it's way pasture bedtime.