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Joke Topic - 'Psychics'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Psychics'.

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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


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Hypochondriacs

Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Scottish

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
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Horses

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!

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