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Joke Topic - 'Psychics'


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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


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Blondes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
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Bathing

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
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Dracula

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Chickens

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
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Fish

Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.
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Undertaker

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
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Birds

What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
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