Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Blondes
What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
Bathing
Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
Dracula
What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
Soup
Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
Chickens
Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
Fish
Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.
Undertaker
What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
Birds
What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
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