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Joke Topic - 'Psychics'


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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


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Ghosts

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Workers

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.
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School

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Elves

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
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Scotsman

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Brothers

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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Cars

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