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Joke Topic - 'Psychics' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Psychics'.

A frog called the Psychic Hotline and was told, 'You are going to meet a gorgeous young woman who will want to know everything about you.'
The frog said, 'That's great! Will I meet her at a party?'
'No,' said the psychic. 'Next term--in her biology class.'
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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