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Joke Topic - 'Psychics'


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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Squirrels

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Ghost

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Frogs

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

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