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Joke Topic - 'Psychics'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Psychics'.


Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.


How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!


How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.


What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.


Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.


Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.


Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.


Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.


What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

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