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Joke Topic - 'Prunes'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Prunes'.

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A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
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Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
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Prunes give you a run for your money.


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Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?
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Omlette

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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