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Joke Topic - 'Prunes' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Prunes'.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
Did you hear that a truckload of prunes has been stolen? Police are searching for a man on the run.
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

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