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Joke Topic - 'Prunes'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Prunes'.


A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.

Prunes give you a run for your money.

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