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Joke Topic - 'Prunes'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Prunes'.
A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
He's been on the run for the last month.
Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Ducks
What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
A robber duckie.
Slept
Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
Elephants
What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
Very nervous mice.
Sheep
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
The farmer is always fleecing them.
Boss
When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
Bosses
No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
Snakes
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
Scottish
Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
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