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Joke Topic - 'Prunes'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Prunes'.

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A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
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Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
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Prunes give you a run for your money.


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A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
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How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
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You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.

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