Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - P / Joke Topic - Prunes - 1

Joke Topic - 'Prunes'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Prunes'.


A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.

Prunes give you a run for your money.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics


A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.


Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.


This car is protected by Smith and Wesson


Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.

A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?


How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!

A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

This is page 1 of 1