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Joke Topic - 'Prunes'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Prunes'.


A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.

Prunes give you a run for your money.

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What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.


Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!


What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.


Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.


When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.


No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.


Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...


Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.

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