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Joke Topic - 'Prune'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Prune'.


Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?


Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?


Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy


What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.


The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.


Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.


How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.


Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.


My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.

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