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Joke Topic - 'Prune'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Prune'.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.


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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Idiot

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Chefs

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Lawyers

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Deer

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
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Graveyard

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.

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