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Joke Topic - 'Prune'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Prune'.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.


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Computers

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Frogs

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
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Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Cargo

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?

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