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Joke Topic - 'Proverb'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Proverb'.

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He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.


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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
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Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
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Similarity

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

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