Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - P / Joke Topic - Proverb - 1

Joke Topic - 'Proverb'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Proverb'.


He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.


A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.


Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.


Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.


Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.

Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"


Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!


A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."


Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

This is page 1 of 1