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Joke Topic - 'Proverb'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Proverb'.

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He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.


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Sculptor

Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.
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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Know

Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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Voters

Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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Politicians

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.

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