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Joke Topic - 'Proverb'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Proverb'.

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He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.


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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Cafeteria

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
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Work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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