Joke Topic - 'Proverb'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Proverb'.

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.

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Cows

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.

Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.

Eye drops off shelf

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