Joke Topic - 'Promises'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Promises'.

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.

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Dogs

I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.

What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.

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