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Joke Topic - 'Promises'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Promises'.

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What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.


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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Computers

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
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Ticks

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

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