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Joke Topic - 'Programming'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Programming'.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming
must be the process of putting them in.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Cannibals
Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
He went right off people.
Restaurants
I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
Astronauts
Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
Because they recently had a big launch.
Hands
What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
A Clock.
Cereal
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
Bookworms
Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.
It was looking for bookworms.
Light
What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
A shadow.
Dogs
My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
Baseball
In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
The catcher’s mutt.
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