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Joke Topic - 'Programming'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Programming'.

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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.


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Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
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Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel
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Farmers

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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Even

How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
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Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.

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