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Joke Topic - 'Professors'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Professors'.
'A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer,' the professor said. Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test,' an anonymous retort came from the rear of the lecture hall.
A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, 'This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?'
One student inquires, 'How many questions will their be?'
Another student asks, 'Will the exam require essay answers?'
A third wants to know, 'Who's the printer?'
One student inquires, 'How many questions will their be?'
Another student asks, 'Will the exam require essay answers?'
A third wants to know, 'Who's the printer?'
Old Chemistry professors never die; they just smell that way!
Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
There once was an old man from Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.
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