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Joke Topic - 'Professors'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Professors'.

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"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the professor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.
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A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, "This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"
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Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.


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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
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Vikings

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
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Batman

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.
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Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
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Villagers

Gas rig men grilled by villagers

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