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Joke Topic - 'Professors'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Professors'.

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"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the professor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.
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A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, "This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"
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Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.


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Burglar

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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A Head

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Jail

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.
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Steamrollers

Do steam rollers really roll steam?
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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.

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