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Joke Topic - 'Professors'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Professors'.


"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the professor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.

A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, "This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.

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Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.


How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.


Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.

Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?

Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.


What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.


Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.


Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.

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