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Joke Topic - 'Professional Advice'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Professional Advice'.

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The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."


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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Golf

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
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Blondes

Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
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Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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Zebras

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

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