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Joke Topic - 'Professional Advice'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Professional Advice'.


The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."

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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.


Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.


George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.


What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!

Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.


Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!


Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.


What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.


A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."

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