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Joke Topic - 'Professional Advice'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Professional Advice'.

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The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."


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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Wife

George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
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Baseball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Silence

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."

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