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Joke Topic - 'Professional Advice'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Professional Advice'.

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The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."


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Dogs

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Jewel

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Dogs

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"

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