Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Waiters
Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Dogs
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
Quasimodo
Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
Dogs
What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
Possessed
"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
Blondes
What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Brain
Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
Polish
David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.