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Joke Topic - 'Problem'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Problem'.

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Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!


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Cabbage

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
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Cows

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
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Cats

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Restaurants

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
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Friday

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
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Pistachios

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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Mushrooms

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!

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