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Joke Topic - 'Problem'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Problem'.

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Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!


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Cats

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
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Haunted

How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
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Owls

What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.

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