Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Idiots
Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
Husband
Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
Pigs
My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
Cowboys
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Car
What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
Elephants
Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
Pilot
Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
Dogs
For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful
watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
Rabbits
What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!