Joke Topic - 'Problem'

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.

Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!