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Joke Topic - 'Prizes' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Prizes'.
What did they award the man who invented the door knocker?
The No-bell Prize.
1>The No-bell Prize.
Why was the baby firefly awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.
2>Because he was very bright for his age.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lightbulbs
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
2>One-third less than for a regular bulb.
Lawyers
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
2>To get to the car accident on the other side.
Zombies
What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
2>A dead ringer.
Elephants
How do you know if an elephant has been in the fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
2>You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
Nothing
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
2>Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Kitchens
What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?
Linoleum blown apart.
2>Linoleum blown apart.
Failure
Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
2>Soccer
If you have a referee in soccer and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
2>Goldfish
Blondes
What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue.
2>A rebel without a clue.