The pilot of a small private plane ran out of fuel and decided to put it down on a road. He managed to coast into a gas station and said to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!"
The attendant just looked at the pilot.
"Bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for a fuel," said the pilot.
The attendant replied, "True, most pilots use the airport just over there."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Marriage
My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
Voting
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
Monsters
What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
Father Christmas
What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
Cereal
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Love To
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
Stealing
The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
Poodle
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.
Remember
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.