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Joke Topic - 'Private Plane'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Private Plane'.

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The pilot of a small private plane ran out of fuel and decided to put it down on a road. He managed to coast into a gas station and said to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!"
The attendant just looked at the pilot.
"Bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for a fuel," said the pilot.
The attendant replied, "True, most pilots use the airport just over there."


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Who's there?
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Snow who?
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