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Joke Topic - 'Prisoners'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Prisoners'.


Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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