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Joke Topic - 'Prisoners'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Prisoners'.

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Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Sings

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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Clumsiness

Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.
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Pigs

What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.

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