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Joke Topic - 'Prisoners'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Prisoners'.


Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"


Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.


Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!


'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'


Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...


What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

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