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Joke Topic - 'Prisoners'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Prisoners'.

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Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


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Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
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The Bus

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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Quiet

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Pigs

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
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Cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow

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