Joke Topic - 'Prisoners'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Prisoners'.

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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Work

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.

Bill: I have a hunch.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

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