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Joke Topic - 'Prisoners'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Prisoners'.

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Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


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America

What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.
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Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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Graduates

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Squirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

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