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Joke Topic - 'Prisoners' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Prisoners'.

A convict escaped from prison by digging a tunnel. It came up outside the prison in a school playground. The convict was so happy when he emerged from the tunnel he exclaimed, 'I'm free, I'm free!'
'So what,' said a little girl. 'I'm four.'
Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twenty-five years to finish a sentence.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jailbird.
What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.

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