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Joke Topic - 'Prisoners'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Prisoners'.

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Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


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Work

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
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The Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
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Fool

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Retire

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
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A Hunch

Bill: I have a hunch.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.
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Teletubby

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

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