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Joke Topic - 'Prisoners'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Prisoners'.

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Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


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Emergency

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
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Billiards

Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!
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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

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