Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Work
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
The Police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Fool
Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
Haunted
What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
Divorce
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
Breed
What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
Retire
Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
A Hunch
Bill: I have a hunch.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.
Teletubby
What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby