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Joke Topic - 'Prisoner'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Prisoner'.

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What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.


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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
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Intelligent

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
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Calendar

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Voters

Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.

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