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Joke Topic - 'Prison' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Prison'.
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
2>They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
What do you call a psychic dwarf who just escaped from prison?
A small, medium at large.
2>A small, medium at large.
Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
1>Because it held up a pair of trousers.
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Books
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?1>
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
Pets
'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
1>'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
Cows
Patient: This morning, I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
1>Doctor: So I herd.
Girlfriends
Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
1>Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Race
Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
1>Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
1>Go on, hop it!
Ducks
What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.
1>Duckumentaries.
Christmas
Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
1>Santa Paws.
Blondes
What did the blonde think of the new computer?
She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
1>She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.