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Joke Topic - 'Prevent'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Prevent'.

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Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose


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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
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Spell

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
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The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Deer

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
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Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.

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