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Joke Topic - 'Prevent'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Prevent'.


Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose

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Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."


I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.

The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.


Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.


What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!


Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.


What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.


I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.

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