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Joke Topic - 'Pretty'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pretty'.


Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

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What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.


This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'


Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.


What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.

The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.


Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.


Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.

Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.


What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?

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