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Joke Topic - 'Pretty'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pretty'.


Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

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Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.


If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!


My other girlfriend is beautiful


Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!


What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"


Which reindeer has bad manners?

Burger King

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!

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