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Joke Topic - 'Pretty'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pretty'.

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Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.


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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Work

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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Political

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
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Girlfriends

My other girlfriend is beautiful
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
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Reindeer

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Burger King

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!

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