Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
' Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
Offices
In any office, you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
Cars
Men are like Used Cars.
Both are easy to get, cheap, and they prove to be unreliable.
Cows
Did you hear about the wealthy Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
Tarzan
What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
Candles
What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
Drunks
I'm not an alcoholic; I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
Christmas
Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!