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Joke Topic - 'Pretty'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pretty'.


Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

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What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.


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A: Ground Beef


What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.


What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.

This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.


Do steam rollers really roll steam?


What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?


Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.


Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.

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