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Joke Topic - 'Pretty'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pretty'.
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
A cauliflower.
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Car
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.
Offers
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
Take your pick.
Eyes
Eye drops off shelf
Dracula
Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
King Kong
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
Are you my mother?
Jeans
Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
They felt blue.
Baby
What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
Crookies.
Snow
Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
They melted.
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