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Joke Topic - 'Pretty'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pretty'.

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Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.


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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.

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