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Joke Topic - 'Pretty'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pretty'.


Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

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Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.


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Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.


What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?

King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?


Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.


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Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

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