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Joke Topic - 'Pretty'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pretty'.

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Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.


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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
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Snowmen

What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
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This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
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Steamrollers

Do steam rollers really roll steam?
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Dracula

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.

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