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Joke Topic - 'Prettiest'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Prettiest'.

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Joan: My fiance says I'm the prettiest and most interesting girl he's ever met.
Janet: And you want to spend the rest of your life with a liar like that?


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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Maths

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
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Police

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.

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