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Joke Topic - 'Prettiest'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Prettiest'.

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Joan: My fiance says I'm the prettiest and most interesting girl he's ever met.
Janet: And you want to spend the rest of your life with a liar like that?


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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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Poet

Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.
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Prunes

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
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Future

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
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Scarf

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.

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