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Joke Topic - 'Prettiest'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Prettiest'.
Joan: My fiance says I'm the prettiest and most interesting girl he's ever met.
Janet: And you want to spend the rest of your life with a liar like that?
Janet: And you want to spend the rest of your life with a liar like that?
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Doughnut
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
Count
What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
A rocket.
Golf Clubs
Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
Christmas
What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
Santa Claustrophobia.
Lawyers
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
From chasing parked ambulances.
Vampires
What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
Blood vessels.
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Ancestors
Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
Sent
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
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