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Joke Topic - 'Prettiest'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Prettiest'.

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Joan: My fiance says I'm the prettiest and most interesting girl he's ever met.
Janet: And you want to spend the rest of your life with a liar like that?


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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
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Count

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
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Golf Clubs

Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
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Christmas

What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
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Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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Vampires

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Ancestors

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.

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