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Joke Topic - 'Prettiest'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Prettiest'.


Joan: My fiance says I'm the prettiest and most interesting girl he's ever met.
Janet: And you want to spend the rest of your life with a liar like that?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie one you like.


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A: For throwing out the W's.


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Dogless Fairbanks!


Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
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