Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dumb
Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
Well Off
Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.
Software
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Uncles
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Cows
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
Cats
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
Marble
My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Minimum
What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.