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Joke Topic - 'Pretend'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pretend'.

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Well Off

Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.
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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Cows

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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Minimum

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.

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