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Joke Topic - 'Pretend'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pretend'.

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


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Call

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
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Blondes

Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
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Bucks

Too few of the bucks stop here.
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Women Drivers

Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Commentator

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

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