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Joke Topic - 'Pretend'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pretend'.

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


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Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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Ghost

What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Bananas

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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Angry

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.

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