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Joke Topic - 'Pretend'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pretend'.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Blondes
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
A: To see what was on the other side.
Dracula
Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
He was out for the Count.
Girlfriends
Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
Cafeteria
Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
Butter
Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
Kilts
Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt?
It was Boney Prince Charlie.
Chicken
What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
A poultrygeist.
Cats
Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Cannibals
What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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