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Joke Topic - 'Pretend'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pretend'.


I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.


What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.


Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.


Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.


How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.


Marriage: The first union to defy management.


What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?

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