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Joke Topic - 'Pretend'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pretend'.

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Ghost

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Reincarnation

Reincarnation is making a comeback
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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Book

What is black and white and red all over?
A book.
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.

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