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Joke Topic - 'Pretend'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pretend'.


I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

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How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.


Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.


What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.

Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?


What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.


What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.


Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.


Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.


How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.

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