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Joke Topic - 'Pretend'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pretend'.

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Piglets

Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Marriage

Marriage: The first union to defy management.
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.

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