Joke Topic - 'Presents' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Presents'.

Christmas is a holiday on which neither the past nor the future is as important as the present.

My brother said, 'I've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

What is red and white, and it gives gifts to good little fish at Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course, there is, sir, it's alphabet soup.

What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.

To error is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be