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Joke Topic - 'Postmen'


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Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise


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School

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
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Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
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Cow

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Elephants

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Bars

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).

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