Joke Topic - 'Postmen'

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'

Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."