Joke Topic - 'Postmen' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Postmen'.

Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me; my name is Smith.

Postmen awarded a pound

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I don't know.

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It begins to lose its memory.

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