Women
What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
Fish
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
Judges
The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him he would be thrown in jail if he was caught again. It is fine today but cooler tomorrow.
Deja Vu
Please, no deja vu. I don't want to go through that again.
Schools
What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
Memory
How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
Men
What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
Girlfriends
My other girlfriend is beautiful
Cannibals
Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.