Joke Topic - 'Postmen'

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.