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Joke Topic - 'Postman'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Postman'.

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Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.


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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Women Drivers

Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."
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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
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Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
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Trains

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
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The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.
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Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.

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