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Joke Topic - 'Postman'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Postman'.

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Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.


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Dogs

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Tires

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
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Horse

Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.
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Watch

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

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