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Joke Topic - 'Postman'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Postman'.

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Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.


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Cats

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
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Cats

Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
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Lumberjacks

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
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Elephants

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
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Dogs

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
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Zebras

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
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Brains

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
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Slept

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!

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