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Joke Topic - 'Postman'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Postman'.
Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.
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Cats
And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
C, A, T
Cats
Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
They were a purr-fect match.
Lumberjacks
I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
Elephants
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Dogs
Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
Zebras
Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
Brains
Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
Deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
No idea.
Slept
Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
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