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Joke Topic - 'Postman'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Postman'.

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Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.


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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Haunted

How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
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A Minute

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

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