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Joke Topic - 'Possessed'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Possessed'.


"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."

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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!

A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.


A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.


What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.


When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.


What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?


What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.

A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.

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