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Joke Topic - 'Possessed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Possessed'.

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"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."


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Ducks

What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
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Hippies

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Stupid

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
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Insomnia

Wakeup to insomnia
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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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Ants

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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Pigs

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.

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