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Joke Topic - 'Possessed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Possessed'.

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"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."


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Penny

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
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Varnish

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Ghost

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
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Bees

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
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Walk

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!
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Bosses

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

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