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Joke Topic - 'Possessed'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Possessed'.


"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."

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Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.


'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?


What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.


What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.


What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.


What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.


If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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