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Joke Topic - 'Possessed'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Possessed'.


"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."

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What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!

Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.


Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.


My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.


Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.


How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.


Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.


The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.


Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.

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