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Joke Topic - 'Possessed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Possessed'.

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"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."


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Computers

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
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A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
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Teeth

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
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Alligators

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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