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Joke Topic - 'Possessed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Possessed'.

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"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."


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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
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Police

A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
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Break

What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
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Ape

What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.
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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.

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