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Joke Topic - 'Porridge'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Porridge'.

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"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.


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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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Ape

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Notice

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
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Wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

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