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Joke Topic - 'Porridge'


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"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.


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Love

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Drunk

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
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Clock

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
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Ham

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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Lawyers

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...

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