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Joke Topic - 'Porridge'


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"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.


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Throw

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
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Scottish

Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
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Morse Code

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
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Athletes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

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