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Joke Topic - 'Porridge'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Porridge'.


"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.

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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.


What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.


What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.


What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.


Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing


Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.


Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.


Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.


Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

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