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Joke Topic - 'Porridge'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Porridge'.


"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.


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Look Ma, no hands!


Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.

Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.


Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.


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Watch moovies!


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By the neck...

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