Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Work
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Light Bulbs
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
The Biggest Handicap
What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
Wife
The kindest thing I can say about my wife
is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
Elephants
What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
Whales
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Keep
What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
Confession
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Merry Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.