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Joke Topic - 'Popular'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Popular'.

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Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.


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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Mouse

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Guess

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Horn

Honk your horn if you hate noise pollution.
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Similarity

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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Snowman

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.

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