Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Vampires
Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
Silence
Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
Cats
Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
Bagpipes
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Eat
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Chocolate
What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
Lawyers
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
Steak
Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.