Joke Topic - 'Pop Stars' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pop Stars'.

Name the bees' favorite pop star.
Sting.

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

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Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Repeal the law of gravity

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.

A sign over a cannibal's hut: 'I never met a man I didn't like.'

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.