Bicycles
What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
Railways
Please don't cross the railway lines; they take hours to unravel
Dogs
What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
Bees
What did one bee say to the other bee on a hot summer day?
Swarm today, isn't it?
Prisoners
What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jailbird.
Bees
What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
Lawyers
What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
Lightbulbs
How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
Biscuits
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?