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Joke Topic - 'Pop Groups' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pop Groups'.
Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
He already had the drumsticks!
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Who's there?
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Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
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