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Joke Topic - 'Poor'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Poor'.

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The poor guy walks up to the rich guy's house. He's down on his luck and needs some money. He rings the doorbell. "Hi there, I'm down on my luck, need some money, and I was wondering if you have any work I could do for you?" The rich Guy decides to give him a break, and says: "Sure, my porch needs painting. I'll pay you 50 dollars to do it for me." "Sure thing, Mister, I'll get started right away!" Time passes, until... "Hey Mister, I'm all done painting!" "Well, here's your 50 dollars" "Thanks, and by the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."
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Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!


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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Graveyard

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Uncle

My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
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Witches

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.
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Dogs

I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

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