The poor guy walks up to the rich guy's house. He's down on his luck and needs some money. He rings the doorbell.
"Hi there, I'm down on my luck, need some money, and I was wondering if you have any work I could do for you?" The rich Guy decides to give him a break, and says:
"Sure, my porch needs painting. I'll pay you 50 dollars to do it for me." "Sure thing, Mister, I'll get started right away!"
Time passes, until...
"Hey Mister, I'm all done painting!"
"Well, here's your 50 dollars"
"Thanks, and by the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Victorian
What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
Graveyards
Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
Ape
Which large ape is very smelly?
King Pong.
Maggot
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
Kissed
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
The Lottery
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
Scotsmen
Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
Passengers
Passengers hit by cancelled trains